queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.

— 10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)
frozengoth:

Queen

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

xxvalleygirlxx:

livelaughloveatrandom:

doux-riens:

wordstrappedinmythroat:

ladiizluvcj:

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant lmao

LMFAO

Lawd bless her